Andrew Gilman 
Striker
DOB: 4th May, 1979
NICKNAME: Guila; The G
HERO: Steven Gerrard
NEMESIS: Patrick Viera
One Touch; Onion Bag
Andrew Gilman
Mark Summerville
Defender
DOB: 11th May, 1978
NICKNAME: The Spark; Sparks
HERO: Robbie Fowler
NEMESIS: Taribo West
Pace and skills have dimished with age
Ben Lambert
Defender
DOB: 18th June, 1975
NICKNAME: Supersub; Benny
HERO: Boris Johnson (when he played in a 2007 Charity game)
NEMESIS: Chris Cairns
The look of a German tourist, the touch of a rapist
Tim George
Defender
DOB: 15th March, 1976
NICKNAME: Rude Boy
HERO: Ashley Cole (off the field)
NEMESIS: Ashley Cole (on the field)
Unlikely to lose a challenge, even less likely to hit the target.
Kevin Cook
Midfielder
DOB: 6th August, 1980
NICKNAME: Kev; The kid; Skips
HERO: CESC FABREGAS
NEMESIS: ROBBIE SAVAGE
REGRETTABLY, MORE LIKE SAVAGE THAN FABREGAS
Matt Stevens
Toby Hicks
Adam Turtle
Striker
DOB: 20th April, 1980
NICKNAME: T-man; Turtle; T
HERO: Steve Mcmanaman
NEMESIS: Lee Bowyer
Goal hanger
Alex Ringsell
Dan Imison
Ian Hale
Jack Doyle
Joe Hannon
Midfielder
DOB: 30th December, 1979
NICKNAME: Big Mitch (although only Guila calls me that)
HERO: John Salako
NEMESIS: Robbie Savage
If Steve Mcmanaman and Steve Stone had a love child...
